Crime Dramas Suck

Intro: C G C G C
Verse 1:
          C                    
There's a place where you don't 
  G
wanna be
       C          G
Where people die constantly
          C            G
And they never die in normal ways
         C             G
It's preposterous but still cliche

Bridge 1:
          C                        
When your drug dealer's aunt kills 
      G
your mom in a duel
      C                          NC
By chopping off her head with a 
scythe in a pool
        D
Well they're not saying it makes 
sense
        E
They're just interpreting the 
evidence

Chorus:
             C               G
This is the plot to every television
 crime show
C                    C           
 From CB  to Columbo and I think 
                     G
you know what's in store
    C                  G
The guy we met in the first fifteen 
minutes
C                       NC
 Will come back because you know he 
did it
C                               G
I don't think they're trying anymore
                 C
And I'm getting bored

Verse 2:
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C                        G
There was semen all over the crime 
scene
           C                      
So they use the super-fancy semen 
G
testing machine
        C             G
And the DNA database gets a hit
        C                        G
But it looks like he might still get
 away with it

Bridge 2:
         C               G
But the final piece of evidence
C                   C
Totally stumps the bad guy's defense
    D
And he breaks down in front of 
everyone
    E
And tells them exactly how it was 
done

Chorus:
             C               G
This is the plot to every television
 crime show
C                    C           
 From CB  to Columbo and I think 
                     G
you know what's in store
    C                  G
The guy we met in the first fifteen 
minutes
C                       NC
 Will come back because you know he 
did it
C                               G
I don't think they're trying anymore
                 C
And I'm getting bored

Interlude: C

Verse 3:
        C           G
By the middle of the first season
C                       G
Murder is eclipsed by sexual tension
        C                     G
And I guess that probably happens a 
lot
        C                     
Since crime-solving people are 
    G
always so hot

Bridge 3:
           C               G
But then a serial killer kidnaps the
 girl
           C                       
And they promise to save her if it 
  C
costs them the world
           D
And they find her two seconds before
 she dies
           E
And they hug and they laugh and they
 screw and they cry

Chorus:
             C               G
This is the plot to every television
 crime show
C                    C           
 From CB  to Columbo and I think 
                     G
you know what's in store
    C                  G
The guy we met in the first fifteen 
minutes
C                       NC
 Will come back because you know he 
did it
C                               G
I don't think they're trying anymore
                 C
And I'm getting bored
*End on C*