Goodbye Twenty-Nine Year Old John

        C            G          F
    The day that you died was a good
 day.
        C                G        
    You said that it was better 
   F
than Oprah's best birthday.
        C          G        F
    But instead of having a wake,
    C                G        
    Lots and lots of people ate 
  F
blended birthday cake.

  CHORUS

       F              C           
    So goodbye 
  G
twenty-nine-year-old John.
    F             C          
    You should be proud of the 
  G
awards you won.
           C         G            
    Though silver is not as good 
  F
as gold.
    D                 C        G
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old.

  VERSE 2

             C             G      
    Well you started out obsessed 
        F
with Ze Frank and lonelygirl.
        C          G        F
    But then you decided to jump 
into their world.
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        C           G            
    And somehow you dragged your 
F
brother in it with you,
        C            G        F
    and started this thing we call 
Brotherhood Two.

  CHORUS

       F              C           
    So goodbye 
  G
twenty-nine-year-old John.
    F             C          
    You should be proud of the 
  G
awards you won.
           C         G            
    Though silver is not as good 
  F
as gold.
    D                 C        G
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old.

  VERSE 3

              C         G         
    Well your eye got infected and
    F
 it threatened to explode.
        C                G         
    You found yourself a yard that 
F
needed to be mowed
            C              G      
    And you got yourself a house, 
        F
and you got yourself a Wii
        C           G             
    And you and the Yeti had your 
F
first anniversary.

  CHORUS

       F              C           
    So goodbye 
  G
twenty-nine-year-old John.
    F             C          
    You should be proud of the 
  G
awards you won.
           C         G            
    Though silver is not as good 
  F
as gold.
    D                 C        G
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old.
    D                 C        G
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old.
    D                 C        G
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old.

  OUTRO

    D                 C
    Oh my God, you're 30.
          G
    Years old.