Miniature Soccer Team

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A year ago today,
My brother convinced a girl to say 
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"I do".

And that girl was you.



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But Sarah, I've got to warn you,

I don't think you know just what you
 swore to.
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You'll see,

What I mean.



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Oh nothin' in the world could ever 
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stop John Green,
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From achieving his one unmatchable 
dream.
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I don't think that he would even 
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stop at 19.
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He wants two entire miniature soccer
 teams
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From you.

From your womb.



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11 on each side;

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Co-ed teams would be just fine.
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As long,

as you don't take long.



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44 little tiny baby cleats

Tied onto 44 baby feets
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So cute.

In their little Umbro suits.



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Well I'm glad you think that you're
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 the luckiest girl,
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In Indianapolis and all of the 
world.
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But I wouldn't think you'd be too 
keen,
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On birthing a miniature soccer team,
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For him.

All for him.




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It might sound inhumane,

It might sound like a lot of pain.
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Unless you opt

To adopt.



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But John would probably just call me
 a cynic,

I think he's already called 
fertility clinics.
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He's serious

About this.



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Oh 22 kids is probably more
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Than a middle-class family like you 
can afford.
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But nothing in the world is gonna 
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stop John Green,
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From seeing his miniature soccer 
team,
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At play.

Oh, all day.



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Sarah I have to warn you,
Warn you about what you've sworn to 
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John Green,
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Is a baby makin' machine.