This Machine Pwns N00Bs

Intro:

C (Strum down once)

Verse 1:

     C               Fmaj7    C
Well I don't want to be a big star
         C            Famj7         
                    C
And I've never really been a fan of 
folks who just want to go far
      G                       Fmaj7
But I do like to play on this guitar
    G                          
And write these stupid songs in 
        Fmaj7
rental cars

Verse 2:

        C          Fmaj7  C
Now I'm headin' to Los    Angeles
                          G     
And I can't stop though I really 
       C
gotta piss
'Cause I'm late for the show gotta 
Fmaj7     C
go, gotta go
Put the pedal top the metal and I'm 
G              C
burnin' up the road

Pre-chorus 1:

      G                            
And I get there with five minutes 
  Fmaj7
to spare
        G                          
And the people there don't seem to 
Fmaj7
care
      C                          
And I strap on my guitar and get 
Fmaj7        G
ready to cut loose
  C          Fmaj7                
I hope these people think that 
               G
this machine pwns n00bs

Chorus:

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           C               Fmaj7
I't like a hedgehog with a flat can
      C        Fma7
And a star for Mario
       C          Fmaj7
Or the big dot in Pac-Man
       C      Fmaj7
Or the Konami code

And it makes me feel invincible

When I'm up there on that stage
    C
The final boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range
            G
It's like a super sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees
     Fmaj7             G
That this machine pwns n00bs

Verse 3:

       C                   Fmaj7   
I just finished my show in Phoenix A
C
 Z
                       G       C
God damnit if I didn't lose my keys
And the Nerd Fighters there all 
      Fmaj7  C
wanna hang   out
                          G    C
And go to Yogurt Land and In-N-Out

Pre-chorus 2:

G                              
But we have to wait there on the 
      Fmaj7
sidewalk
G                       Fmaj7
Eating pizza with First Officer 
Spock
    C                Fmaj7     G
And now that they've been introduced
  C                    Fmaj7      
I hope they agree that this 
       G
machine pwns n00bs

Chorus:

           C               Fmaj7
I't like a hedgehog with a flat can
      C        Fma7
And a star for Mario
       C          Fmaj7
Or the big dot in Pac-Man
       C      Fmaj7
Or the Konami code

And it makes me feel invincible

When I'm up there on that stage
    C
The level boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range
            G
It's like a super sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees
     Fmaj7            
That this machine pwns 
 G       Fmaj7   C
n00bs___________