Dick In Dixie

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Well, some say I'm not country
                          B7
And that's just fine with me

Cause I don't wanna be country
                                 E
With some faggot looking over at me

And they say that I'm ill-mannered
                         B7
That I'm gonna self-destruct

But if you know what I'm thinkin'
You'll know that pop country really 
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sucks

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Well I'm here to put the Dick in 
Dixie
                         B7
And the c**t back in country

Cause the kind of country I hear now
 days
                      E
Is a bunch of sh*t to me

And they say that I'm ill-mannered
                         B7
That I'm gonna self-destruct

But if you know what I'm thinkin'
You'll know that pop country really 
E
sucks

Well they're losing all the outlaws
That had to stand their ground
And they're being replaced by these 
kids
From a manufactured town
And they don't have no idea
'Bout sorrow and woe
Cause they're all just too damn busy
Kissin' ass on Music Row

Chorus