Okie From Muskogee

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We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
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We don't take those trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down 
on Main Street
We like living right, and being 
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free.

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We don't make no party out of loving
We like holding hands and pitching 
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woo
We don't let our hair grow long and 
shaggy
Like the hippies out in San 
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Francisco do.

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And I'm proud to be an Okie from 
Muskogee
A place where even squares can have 
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a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the 
courthouse
And white lightnin's still the 
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biggest thrill of all.

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Leather boots are still in style for
 manly footwear
Beads and Roman sandals won't be 
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seen
Football's still the roughest thing 
on campus
And the kids there still respect the
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 college dean.

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And I'm proud to be an Okie from 
Muskogee
A place where even squares can have 
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a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the 
courthouse
And white lightnin's still the 
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biggest thrill of all
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We still wave Old Glory down at the 
courthouse
And white lightnin's still the 
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biggest thrill of all
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In Muskogee U.S.A.