Dinosaur

        E                      
        Hey man them ain't high 
        A
heeled sneakers
        E                       
        And they sure don't look 
             A
like cowboy boots
        E                          
        And that ain't rock and 
       A
roll your playin
        F#                         
        And it sure ain't country 
             B
or rhythm and blues

Bridge:
        A                         
        Your singing a song about 
B                   E
making love to your drummer
        A               B     
        Well gay guitar pickers 
                E
don't turn me on
        A                    B    
        And we don't all get in to
       E
 donna summers
        F#                       
        Do you happen to know any 
                   B
old Hank Williams songs!

Chorus:                     A   B 
        Cause you see I'm a di... 
       E
.... nosaur
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        I should have died out a 
 A     B      E
long.. time.. before
                         A    B 
        Have Pitty on a di.. .... 
   E
nosaur
                   F#           
        Hand me my hat excuse me 
  B                    E
maam, but where's the door!


Verse 2:
        E                        
        Used to be I had a lot of 
                A
fun in the old hangout
        E                     
        We'd get stoned at the 
                        A
jukebox to stay out of fights
        E                        
        Now and then we'd light a 
                     A
little smoke in the truck out back!
        F#                       
        And a little old Jim Beam 
              B
and we'd get right.
Bridge:
                           A       
        And you know these flashing
        B            E
 lights sure make me dizzy
                 A           
        And this disco's very 
 B             E
strange to my ears
        A                          
        Look's like they turned the
  B               E
 longhorn into a spaceship
                    F#             
        And I'll be leaving just a 
                      B
soon as I finish this beer

to chorus:

ending:
                    F#
        Give us our hats
                  B
        Excuse me maam
                    E
        Where's the door!