Howlin' At The Moon

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I know there's never been a man in
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 the awful  shape I'm in
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I can't even spell my name, my 
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heads in such a spin
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Today I tried to eat a steak with a
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 big old table spoon
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You got me chasin' rabbits, walkin' 
on my hands
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And howlin' at the moon.

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Well Sug, I took one look at you and
 it almost drove me mad
And then I even went and lost what 
little sense I had
Now I can't tell the day from night,
 I'm crazy as a loon
You got me chasin' rabbits, pullin' 
out my hair and howlin' at the moon.

Some friends of mine asked me to go 
out on a huntin' spree
'Cause there ain't a hound dog in 
this state that can hold a light to 
me
I eat three bones for dinner today, 
then tried to tree a 'Coon
You got me chasin' rabbits, 
scratchin' fleas and howlin' at the 
moon.

I rode my horse to town to day and a
 gas pump we did pass
I pulled 'im up and I hollered 
WHOA!, said fill 'im up with gas
The man picked up a monkey wrench 
and WHAM!, he changed my tune
You got me chasin' rabbits, spittin'
 out teeth and howlin' at the moon.

I never thought in this old world a 
fool could fall so hard
But honey baby, when I fell the 
whole world must have jarred
I think I'd quit my doggish ways if 
you'd take me for your groom
You got me chasin rabbits, pickin' 
out rings and howlin' at the moon.