No Man Alive

        Am                   G    
There's no man alive that's what I
  Am
 need
                      G       Em
So give me a man that I can breathe
        Am                     G  
There's no man alive that has what
    Am
 I want
                      G      Em
So give me a man that I can haunt
 Am                    G        Am
Give me a static-free cellular line
                   G          Em
So I can call him all of the time
 Am                   G      Am
Give me a shimmering astral cord
                        G          
So I can be there when he's with 
   Em
his whore

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F          Am
I feel it come again
     F       Am
The feeling that I love
 F          Am
And that I know will end

(And when the ride comes to an end, 
just get up, dust off, and do it 
again)
F          Am
I feel it come again
     F       Am
The feeling that I love
 F          Am
And that I know will end

        Am                G       
There's no man alive that I can't 
   Am
deceive
                         G         
So give me a man who's crueller 
  Em
than me
        Am                G       
There's no man alive that I can't 
    Am
destroy
                            G      
So give me a man who'll be first to
    Em
 deploy
 Am                    G        Am
Give me a static-free cellular line
                         G         
So I can connect to him all of the 
 Em
time
 Am                  G      Am
Give me a sparkling astral cord
                       G         Em
So I can be there when he is no more