I Am Fuck

A F A C Eb A F E G


[Verse 1]
          A                        
Well I'll never be the best it's a 
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fact that I detest you can't turn
            F
 water into wine
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But instead of trying harder or 
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attempting to be smarter I just 
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claim that I haven't got the time
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Well I'm lazy and I'm tired and I'm
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 never that inspired I get envious
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 when others succeed
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My mind is my domain a tiny bubble
 that I reign where the 
E                        G
conversation's all about me


[Chorus]
        A
And I'm old and I'm bitter and I 
always complain
   D           Eb        D       
An undeveloped mind in a damaged 
C
brain
    A
I'm consumed with my thoughts are 
you talking to me
D                Eb              
Wasting all your breath no one's 
D        C
listening
A
Sure I'll be your friend cuz I'm 
sure that you have something
D           Eb        D         C
That can be shared or taken away
  A                                
I hate myself and I know that I'm a
            D              Eb     
 nothing; a self-important actor, 
  D             E
a forgotten play

A F A C Eb  A F E G


[Verse 2]
Continues after the ad
         A                      
Well I'm always wanting more but 
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I'll close an open door then
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I'll bitch about the hand that I'm 
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dealt
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I'll hurt your feelings if it's 
                F
funny and I'll never say I'm sorry
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'Cause remorse is something I've 
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never felt
       A                           
Well I serve to pleasure me cuz I'm
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 all that I can see
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Consideration's something I don't 
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show
    A                         
I'm ugly and I'm gross and I'm 
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easily the most perverted piece of
              G
 shit that I know


[Chorus 2]
        A
And I'm old and I'm bitter and I 
always complain
   D           Eb        D       
An undeveloped mind in a damaged 
C
brain
    A
I'm consumed with my thoughts are 
you talking to me
D                Eb              
Wasting all your breath no one's 
D        C
listening
A
Sure I'll be your friend cuz I'm 
sure that you have something
D           Eb        D         C
That can be shared or taken away
  A                                
I hate myself and I know that I'm a
            D              Eb     
 nothing; a self-important actor, 
  D             E
a forgotten play

A G F A G F

[Bridge]
            A  F
So look at me
            A  F
So look at me
            A  F
So look at me
            A  F
So look at me


{Outro]
A                 F           A 
Me, Myself, and I FYI are the 
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people most important to me
A                 F           A 
Me, Myself, and I FYI are the 
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people most important to me
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It's not easy to be someone as 
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special as me
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And when I'm dead maybe I'll see
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That I was lonely
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It's not easy to be someone as 
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special as me
A            F                 A
And when I'm dead I'll finally see
           F
that I was lonely
A                 F           A 
Me, Myself, and I FYI are the 
                       F
people most important to me
A             F
So look at me.
A          F
So look at me.