Maria

        G      C          G
Sweet Jesus, please help Maria
     C              D        
I tried holy water and I tried 
     G
tequila
     C                D        
Her skin is turning green, she's 
     G             C
becoming more obscene
     G                D           
And now she sticks a crucifix up 
     G      D
her vagina, yeah

     G      C                 G
And Maria thinks it's all so funny
          C       D             G
All the while I know it's 
    D
blasphemy
             C             D      
She's been pissin' on my floor, 
     G               C
shes becoming such a whore
    G                  D          
But I can't hate the bitch 'cause 
           G      D
she's my honey, yeah


[Bridge]
                  C                
But if she don't turn, she's gonna 
  G
burn
     D                          
Down in the flames of hell where 
               G
they'll be weeping
              C               
'Cause its a sin, she let that 
   G
dammed thing in
        D                        
And I swear she's sneaking out at 
                  D7
night while the rest of us are 
sleeping


[Chorus]
            G                      
I've been praying all night long 
               C
and I've been singing Christian 
songs
  C               D             
Something has possessed my lovely 
   G   D
wife
           G                       
There's something standing close in
      Em
 the dark, it ain't a ghost
       C      D                 G
It's Maria, trying to take my life


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[Verse 2]
      G     C               G
Now Maria vomits and she swears
           C                 
And it's creepy how she comes 
     D                G     D
crawling down the stairs
     C                  D         
Her head is spinning 'round, she's
         G              C
 been writhing on the ground
     G                   D        
It breaks my heart, it causes many
   G     D
 tears


[Bridge]
                   C               
But if she don't turn, she's gonna 
 G
burn
     D                          
Down in the flames of hell where 
               G
they'll be weeping
              C               
'Cause its a sin, she let that 
  G
dammed thing in
        D                        
And I swear she's sneaking out at 
                  D7
night while the rest of us are 
sleeping


[Chorus]
            G                      
I've been praying all night long 
               C
and I've been singing Christian 
songs
  C               D             
Something has possessed my lovely 
   G   D
wife
           G                       
There's something standing close in
      Em
 the dark, it ain't a ghost
       C      D                 G
It's Maria, trying to take my life

Here we go!

G C G
C D G D
C D B7 Emi
G D G D

[Verse 3]
     G                C           
I think she might be going 
      G
straight to hell
        C                 D       
'Cause down the steps my poor 
   G    D
Maria fell
   C                 D         G 
I gave that girl a shove, I 
               C
pushed with all my love
      G               D           
And where I hid the body I'll 
    G     D
never tell


[Bridge 2]
            C                 G
She didn't turn, she's gonna burn
      D                         
Down in the flames of hell where 
              G
they'll be weeping
               C               
'Cause it's a sin, she let that 
  G
dammed thing in
        D                          
And I swear she was sneaking out at
                  D7
 night while the rest of us were 
sleeping


[Chorus]
            G                      
I've been praying all night long 
               C
and I've been singing Christian 
songs
  C               D             
Something has possessed my lovely 
   G   D
wife
     G                        C
She had no self control, may God 
               G
forgive her soul
       C         D             G
'Cause I had to take Maria's life
       C         D             G
'Cause I had to take Maria's life
       C         D             G
'Cause I had to take Maria's life