Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport

Intro and Verse 1. Time: 2/2   
Tenor: C   Bass: C

(Spoken to a tap beat- I just slap 
the side of my guitar)
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. . .  There's an old Australian 
stockman
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      *
Lying, dying, And he gets himself up
 onto one elbow
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And he turns to his mates, who are 
gathered round him . . and he says
C                  F           G
Watch me wallaby's feed, mate, 
                  C
watch me wallaby's feed
C                   F            
They're a dangerous breed, mate, 
   G                  C
so watch me wallaby's feed (All 
together now)

Chorus
C               F           G   
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie 
            C
me kangaroo down
C               F           G   
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie 
            C
me kangaroo down

Verse 2
Continues after the ad
C                F           G  
Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl, 
              C
keep me cockatoo cool
C                   F           
Don't go acting the fool, Curl, 
G                     C
just keep me cockatoo cool
C             F           G     
Take me koala back, Jack, take 
        C
me Koala back
C                             F  
He lives somewhere out on the 
         G                C
track, Mac, so take me koala back

Chorus
C               F           G   
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie 
            C
me kangaroo down
C               F           G   
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie 
            C
me kangaroo down

Verse 3
C                  F           G
Let me Mongoose go loose, Lew, 
                  C
let me Mongoose go loose
C                     F         
They're of no further use, Lew, 
G                     C
so let me Mongoose go loose
C                F           G  
Mind me platypus duck, Bill, 
              C
mind me playtpus duck
C                        F   
Don't let him go running amuck, 
         G                C
Bill, mind me platypus duck

Chorus
C               F           G   
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie 
            C
me kangaroo down
C               F           G   
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie 
            C
me kangaroo down

Verse 4
C                F          G   
Play your didgeridoo, Blue, play
             C
 your didgeridoo
C                         F      
Keep playing 'til I shoot 
        G                C
through, Blue, play your didgeridoo
C                    F           
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred, 
G                    C
Tan me hide when I'm dead
C                             F     
       (SPOKEN)
So we tanned his hide when he died, 
Clyde, And that's it hanging on the 
shed