Pastor Tom

pastor tom has had a little too much to drink
a couple of forties and now it's kind of hard to think
he jumps up behind the wheel and hits the gas
little do the kiddies know: he's drunk off his ass
he sways and swerves and goes into the other lane
the other drivers are shouting "what the fuck? are you insane?"
he flicks them off and vomits on the windshield
everybody on this motherfucker's getting killed

pastor tom drives the motherfucking school bus
he doesn't let all the kids yell or cuss
the motherfucker's drinking beer and mad shit
the motherfucker drives the bus and crashes it

he screams "fuck" as the bus jumps the overpass
a yellow tomb of bent steel and broken glass
it crashes down in the street and makes a big noise
a violent, fiery death for all the girls and boys
the little punks from the back are dead in the front
a straight wanna-be g still has his blunt (lit)
does your god like it that you killed us all
by getting drunk and driving through a fucking wall