She Left Me For Jesus

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We've been datin' since high school
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We never once left this town
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We use to go out on the weekends
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And we'd drink 'til we drowned
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But now she's actin' funny, and I 
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don't understand
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I think that she's found her, some 
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other man

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She left me for Jesus, and that 
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just ain't fair
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She says that he's perfect, how 
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could I compare
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She says I should find him
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And I'll know peace at last
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If I ever find Jesus, I'm kickin' 
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his ass

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She showed me a picture, all I 
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could do was stare
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At that freak in his sandals, with 
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his long pur-ty hair
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They must think that I'm stupid, or
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 I don't have a clue
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I'll bet he's a commie, or even 
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worse yet a Jew

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She left me for Jesus, and that 
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just ain't fair
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She says that he's perfect, how 
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could I compare
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She says I should find him
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And I'll know peace at last
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If I ever find Jesus, I'm kickin' 
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his ass

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She's given up whiskey, and 
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a-takin' up wine
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While she prays for his troubles, 
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has forgot about mine
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I'm a-gonna get even, I can't 
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handle the shame
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Why last time we made love, she 
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even called out his name

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She left me for Jesus, and that 
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just ain't fair
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She says that he's perfect, how 
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could I compare
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She says I should find him
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And I'll know peace at last
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If I ever find Jesus, I'm kickin' 
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his ass

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It coulda been Carlos, or even 
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Billy or Ted
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But if I ever find Jesus, he's 
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gonna wish he was dead

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