Big Balls

E - C - E - C - E - C - D - B

[Verse 1]
E                             
Well I'm upper-upper class high 
    C
society,
E                         C
Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,
E                                 
And my ballrooms always filled the
   C
 event is never small,
D                                 
The social pages say I've got the 
  B
biggest balls of all.

[Chorus]
E                   C#m
I've got big balls, I've got big 
balls,
E                       C#m
They're such big balls, they're 
dirty big balls,
E                       C#m
And he's got big balls, and she's 
got big balls,
    C     C   C   D        A   
But we've got the biggest, 
            B
balls ofF them all,

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[Verse 2]
E                                 
And my ballrooms always bouncing, 
C
and my ballrooms always full,
E                                 C
And everybody comes and comes again,
E                                 
If your name is one the guest 
  C
list, no one can take you higher,
D                       B
Everybody says I've got great balls 
of fire,

[Chorus]
E                   C#m
I've got big balls, I've got big 
balls,
E                       C#m
They're such big balls, they're 
dirty big balls,
E                       C#m
And he's got big balls, and she's 
got big balls,
    C     C   C   D        A   
But we've got the biggest, 
            B
balls ofF them all,

[Verse 3]
E                                
Some balls are held for charity, and
C/E
 some for fancy dress,
E                                 
But when they're held for 
  C/E
pleasure, they're the balls that I 
like best,
E                             C/E
My balls are always bouncing, from 
the left and to the right,
D/F#                           
It's my belief that my big balls 
         B
should be held every night,

[Chorus]
E                   C#m
I've got big balls, I've got big 
balls,
E                       C#m
They're such big balls, they're 
dirty big balls,
E                       C#m
And he's got big balls, and she's 
got big balls,
    C     C   C   D        A   
But we've got the biggest, 
            B
balls ofF them all,