Loser, Baby

[Intro]

D                F#7           
 So things look bad, and your 
Bm7                Am7 D7
back's against the wall
G7M           F#m7               
 Your whole existence seems 
    Em7      A7(4)  A7
fuckin' hopeless
D                F#7        Bm7 
 You're feelin' filthy as a dive
                   Am7 D7
 bar bathroom stall
G7M              F#m7        
 Can't face the world sober and 
     Em7    F#7(4/9)    F#7
dopeless
       B/D#       E       A/C#   
You've lost your way, you think 
                  D
your life is wrecked
      Em7 F#m7    G7M G#º     A7
Well, let me just say you're correct

(Wait, what?)

[Chorus]

         D      E7
You're a loser, baby
  G              D
A loser, goddamn baby
A/C#        Bm7              E7
You're a fucked-up little whiny 
bitch

(Hey!)
         G      A         D
You're a loser, just like me

(Thanks, asshole)
         D            E7
You're a screws-loose boozer
   G             D
An only one-star reviews-er
A/C#     Bm    F#/A#  A       E
You're a power-bottom at rock bottom
   G        A4    D
But you got company

Continues after the ad
(This supposed to make me feel 
better?)


D             F#7                 
 There was a time I thought that 
Bm            D
no one could relate
G7M                F#m7          
 To the gruesome ways in which 
   Em7    A
I'm damaged
D             F#7            
 But lettin' walls down, it can 
     Bm               Am7      D7
sometimes set you straight!
G7M                F#m7          
 We're all livin' in the same 
   Em7      F#4
shit sandwich
  B/D#     E         A/C#     
I sold my soul to a psychopathic 
    D
freak
         Em7   F#m7       G    
Haha! And you think that makes 
G#º   A7
you unique?

(Get outta here, man!)

[Chorus]

           D       E7
We're both losers, baby
      G            D       A/C#
We're losers, it's okay to be a
Bm        E7
Coked-up, dick-suckin' ho?
G            A       D
Baby, that's fine by me
      D      E7
I'm a loser, honey
  G               D
A schmoozer and a dummy
A/C#      Bm7     F#/A#       A   E
But at least I know I'm not alone
         G
You're a loser
A         D
Just like me

[Bridge]

D7            D7            C7  D7
I got an appetite for gamblin'
D7            D7            C7  
I got an appetite for samplin' 
D7             D7           C7
every drug and sex toy I can find
C7
Go ahead baby, sing that song, come 
on!
D7                   D7     C7 D7
I got no holes left to deflower
D7                D7       C7 D7
I sold my soul to save my power
D7
Now I'm on that demon's leash
    Gm7           Am7      Bb7M   
I'm trapped and it gets worse with
 Bº     C
 every hour

[Chorus]

         D      E7
You're a loser, baby
  G               D     A/C#
A loser, but just maybe if we
Bm7            E7                
 Eat shit together, things will 
G      A7       D
end up differently
             D              E7
It's time to lose your self-loathin'
G                D            A/C#
Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby
Bm        F#/A#       A       E/G#
Play your card, be who you are

[Outro]

  G      F   A7 D
A loser, just like me