F     G                  F                  C
I was sitting in my easy chair one Saturday night
F     G                    F                     C
I was flipping between the game and the Ultimate Fight
F                             G
I was setting my beer on this table
G             C       A#   A
The kind that doubles as a lamp
D
And constantly reaching to pick it up
G
Was giving me a cramp

     C                                  F
So I set my beer in the crease below my chest
G                              C
As if to give my beer a little nest
C                              F
My beer holder's great and now I'm blessed
D                                                    G
Cause it keeps working better than I could have ever guessed

[Chorus]
G       C                Em     D#m  Dm
My beer holder's getting bigger everyday
         G                       C                  G
It works better with each beer I put away
C                               Em         D#m         Dm
Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays
D       G                       C
My beer holder's getting bigger everyday

F              G                 F                 C
It's a win-win deal the way that things in life go down
F           G                  F    C
How good it feels to know it's true without a doubt
F                    G        C    A#     A
It won't spill in my lap even if I take a nap
     D
I've probably done it know about a thousand times
     G  N.C.
With only one or three little mishaps

[Verse]
F      G                    F      C
Now my wife doesn't see the genius of my plan
F      G              F       C
How my holder holds a bottle, cup or can
F               G          C          A#       A
I hope some day she won't, won't just roll her eyes
           D                                G    N.C.
Cause with every beer I drink my sweet beer holder's gaining size

[Chorus]
G       C                Em     D#m  Dm
My beer holder's getting bigger everyday
         G                           C                  G
It works better with each beer I put away
C                               Em         D#m         Dm
Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays
D       G                       C
My beer holder's getting bigger everyday

F              G     F           G
It's a win-win deal, how good it feels
F           G                F      C
How my beer holder's getting bigger everyday