[Ram]
Heyyy, 'ronica
[Veronica]
Eww
You got a left hand: Use it
[Kurt]
Don't talk mean like that
[Ram]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue
[Kurt]
You hurt them badly
[Ram]
You make my balls so blue
[Kurt]
They're hangin' sadly
[Ram]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?
[Kurt]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up
[Kurt & ram]
Like a tackling dummy!
[Kurt]
They long for your embrace!
[Ram]
They're warm like mittens!
[Kurt]
They'll curl up on your face
[Ram]
And purr like kittens!
[Kurt]
You make my balls so blue!
[Kurt & Ram]
Just look at them glow
[Ram]
They're beggin' you!
[Kurt & Ram]
Don't make my balls so blue
[Veronica]
Heather? Heather? Open the door
[Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[Veronica]
Open the door!
[Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[Kurt]
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!
[Ram]
Hold 'em!
[Kurt]
Enfold 'em
[Kurt & Ram]
And never let go!
[Kurt]
Once you were geeky and nerdy
[Ram]
But they knew you're dirty
[Kurt]
You've set them on fire
[Kurt & Ram]
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
[Ram]
They'll wear a suit and tie
[Kurt, Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
And a fancy collar!
[Ram]
They'll sing a lullaby
[Kurt & Ram]
La la la la la!
[Kurt, Ram, Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
Please make these balls not blue
[Ram]
Just for a while!
[Kurt]
Can't wait till later
[Kurt & Ram]
My pants are rubbin'
[Kurt, Ram, Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
Like a hot cheese grater!
[Veronica]
Look! Booze, drink!
[Kurt]
Thank you so much!
[Ram]
They will protect you
[Kurt]
Defend you
[Ram]
Respect you
[Kurt]
Befriend you
[Ram]
Like winnie-the-pooh!
[Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
Winnie-the-pooh!
[Kurt]
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!
[Ram]
My balls will work for you
[Kurt, Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
They will obey ya!
[Ram]
They really need rescue!
[Kurt, Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
Like princess leia!
[Kurt & Ram]
Baby, you've gots to come through
[Kurt]
Teach them to smile!
[Ram, Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
You got no clue how much
These two
[Ram, Kurt, Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
Depend on you
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!
[Kurt & Ram]
Yeah!
[Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
You make them balls so blue!
[Kurt & Ram]
You make my balls so blue!
[Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
You make them balls so blue!
[Kurt & Ram]
Ow! Ow!
[Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
You make them balls so blue!
[Kurt & Ram]
You make my balls so blue!
[Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them
You quake them
[Kurt & Ram]
Good God!
[Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
You break
[Kurt & Ram]
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!
[Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
You make my balls so blue!
You take them
[Kurt & Ram]
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!
[Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
You bake them
Chrissake
[Kurt, Ram, Heather Duke & Heather McNamara]
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!