Candy Store

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Are we gonna have a problem?
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You got a bone to pick?

You’ve come so far
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why now are you pulling on my d**k?
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I’d normally slap your face off
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And everyone here could watch

But I’m feeling nice
Here’s some advice
Listen up, b**ch!
A#m
I like!
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
A#m
I like!
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
A#m
I like!
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
A#m
I like!
Killer clothes
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Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

A#m
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
Woah!
A#m
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback

A#m                C#5
Woah! Woah! Woah!

               C#m         F#m
Honey, whatchu waitin’ foooor?

              E          B7
Welcome to my candy stooore

                     C#m
It’s time for you to prove

             E           B
You’re not a loser anymooore

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Then step into my candy stoooore

A#m
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat

A#m
All you
Have to do
Say goodbye to Shamoo

A#m
That freak’s
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

A#m
If she
Had your shot
She would leave you to rot

A#m
‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

A#m
Woah!
Or forget the creep
And get in my jeep
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

A#m              G#5
Woah! Woah! Woah!
               C#m       F#m
Honey, whatchu waitin’ fooor?
              E        B7
Welcome to my candy stooore
               C#m
You just gotta prove
             E           B
You’re not a p***y anymooore
      C°                C#m
Then step into my candy store
         A
You can join the team
            E
Or you can b**ch and moan
         B
You can live the dream
           F#m
Or you can die alone
        A
You can fly with eagles
      E
Or if you prefer
        B
Keep on testing me
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And end up like her!

Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party
This proves he’s been thinking about me
Color me stoked
I’m so happy!

F#5   G#5
Woah!
              C#m
Honey, whachu waiting fo

Shut up, Heather!
              E      B
Step into my candy store!
                C#m
Time for you to prove
             E              B
You’re not a lame a** anymooore
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Then step into my candy store
C#m              G#m
It’s my candy store
                A
It’s my candy
               F#m
It’s my candy store
              G#m
It’s my candy
                G
It's my candy store
                 C#m
It’s my candy store