It started on the Real World
A hot tub full of hot girls
Grinding every frat boy and freak

Line up all the Idols
Who paint on phony smiles
Trying to ride the fast track for free

Who's The Biggest Loser?
I'll bust the biggest boozer
Bigger ratings for MTV

And all the sole Survivors
Still stranded on the island
Lying through their teeth for money

So everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching
We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching

Everybody stop and stare
Kardashian's ass is everywhere
If you missed her, watch TMZ

Pretending to be lesbians
The Tila's paying all of them
While Flavor Flav get fucked up for free

Guess who's been living large
It's Mini Me the porn star
Google it, I think you'll agree

And all the hotties on The Hills
Just getting rich and making deals
While you and I are watching TV

So everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching
We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching

The all American dream
Is getting fifteen for free
The all American dream
Is so skin deep

It started on the Real World
A hot tub full of hot girls
Grinding every frat boy and freak

So everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching
We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching

So everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching
We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching

So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your fifteen minutes
Fifteen's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (cha-ching)
So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your fifteen minutes
Fifteen's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (cha-ching)