G C In five minutes I'll be leaving this room C Em She doesn't listen but my word how I swoon Em C When she talks But talk is never enough G C The dirty talk that's what's bothering me Em And the gaudy walls of this rented property C I think I'm watching too much porn on TV [Chorus] Am Em Am Em But I won't go upstairs with her if she talks to me this way C G C And I'm not lonely, I'm just bored G C Her clothes are strewn over the living room floor G F C I don't want to get laid, I just want to be held [Verse] G C She is unfaithful to a husband 5 miles away Em She lives alone and she rues her wedding day C She married beneath herself, that`s what her girlfriends say G C Her smile is sad but not the saddest I've ever seen Em The saddest smiles are in the dirty magazines C She made me laugh and now she plans to make me scream [Chorus] Am Em Am Em But I won't go upstairs with her if she talks to me this way C G C And I'm not lonely, I'm just bored G C Her clothes are strewn over the living room floor G F C I don't want to get laid, I just want to be held in her arms in her arms G C And petticoat hems are rising too high G C Romance is dead I think I see the reason why G F C G I don't want to get laid, I just want to be held