G C
In five minutes I'll be leaving this room
C Em
She doesn't listen but my word how I swoon
Em C
When she talks But talk is never enough
G C
The dirty talk that's what's bothering me
Em
And the gaudy walls of this rented property
C
I think I'm watching too much porn on TV
[Chorus]
Am Em Am Em
But I won't go upstairs with her if she talks to me this way
C G C
And I'm not lonely, I'm just bored
G C
Her clothes are strewn over the living room floor
G F C
I don't want to get laid, I just want to be held
[Verse]
G C
She is unfaithful to a husband 5 miles away
Em
She lives alone and she rues her wedding day
C
She married beneath herself, that`s what her girlfriends say
G C
Her smile is sad but not the saddest I've ever seen
Em
The saddest smiles are in the dirty magazines
C
She made me laugh and now she plans to make me scream
[Chorus]
Am Em Am Em
But I won't go upstairs with her if she talks to me this way
C G C
And I'm not lonely, I'm just bored
G C
Her clothes are strewn over the living room floor
G F C
I don't want to get laid, I just want to be held in her arms in her arms
G C
And petticoat hems are rising too high
G C
Romance is dead I think I see the reason why
G F C G
I don't want to get laid, I just want to be held
