G   D   C                   G D C
And she knows you never ask her to come over

But she doesn't care
G D C                                G D C
And she combs her hair over and over in the mirror, oh
G    D      C                            G D C
And she spits and swears until she can't swear anymore
G     D C                          G D C
And she doesn't care when you call her a whore

[Verse 2]

B    C     G        D
You better watch out for her
B    C                G        D
She'll eat you up and she'll spit out the furs
B    C                G        D
She'll talk about you to all of the girls
Em
But you wait for her


[Chorus]

C    D    G      A
'Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb
C    D    G      A
And that's why you stay at home
C    D    G      A
And she's slower than Valium
C    D    G      A     G D C
And that's why you stay at home


[Verse 3]

G    D  C                      G D C
And she goes so that you can hardly see her

It's so slow
G  D       C           G D C
And I know she's low and dirty, but she told you so
G D C                          G D C
Lady of luck, she's a roll of the dice
G    D       C                   G D C
And it feels so right and so does your price


[Verse 4]

B      C        G          D
You'll see, she'll put a spell on you
 B        C                 G      D
She did it to me and changed my point of view
B           C            G    D
She'll tie you up so that you can't move
Em
As you wait for it


[Chorus]

C      D               G      A
'Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb
C       D              G A
And that's why you stay at home
C       D            G A
And she's slower than Valium
C        D               G A
And that's why you stay at home

C      D               G      A
'Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb
C       D              G A
And that's why you stay at home
C       D            G A
And she's slower than Valium
C        D              G A
And that's why you stay at home