G D C G D C And she knows you never ask her to come over But she doesn't care G D C G D C And she combs her hair over and over in the mirror, oh G D C G D C And she spits and swears until she can't swear anymore G D C G D C And she doesn't care when you call her a whore [Verse 2] B C G D You better watch out for her B C G D She'll eat you up and she'll spit out the furs B C G D She'll talk about you to all of the girls Em But you wait for her [Chorus] C D G A 'Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb C D G A And that's why you stay at home C D G A And she's slower than Valium C D G A G D C And that's why you stay at home [Verse 3] G D C G D C And she goes so that you can hardly see her It's so slow G D C G D C And I know she's low and dirty, but she told you so G D C G D C Lady of luck, she's a roll of the dice G D C G D C And it feels so right and so does your price [Verse 4] B C G D You'll see, she'll put a spell on you B C G D She did it to me and changed my point of view B C G D She'll tie you up so that you can't move Em As you wait for it [Chorus] C D G A 'Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb C D G A And that's why you stay at home C D G A And she's slower than Valium C D G A And that's why you stay at home C D G A 'Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb C D G A And that's why you stay at home C D G A And she's slower than Valium C D G A And that's why you stay at home