Mr. Torture

Welcome to the torture chamber
Said the sign above the entrance
Laughing as it takes you by the hand

Looking like a maniac savage
Inside you can sense the anguish
Theatre of pain has just begun

Mr. Torture gives pain
With his whips and his chains
He knows just what you crave
Mr. Torture

If you're feeling alone
Then just pick up your phone
Dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture
Mr. Torture sells pain

Only sixty cents a minute
For his special brand of singing
Phone guaranteed to blow your mind

You can catch him on his website
Has a live chat every weeknight
Cyber-torture soon coming your way

Mr Torture sells pain
To the houswives in Spain
He knows just what they crave
Mr Torture

If you're feeling alone
Then just pick up your phone
Dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture
Mr Torture sells pain

Handcuffed, bounded, chained and blinded
Body, soul and mind ignited
Every sense is torn and ripped apart

He's been banned in twenty countries
Though he does it for the money
He gets pleasure from hearing you scream

Mr. Torture gives pain
With his whips and his chains
He knows just what you crave Mr. Torture

If you're feelin alone
Then just pick up your phone
Dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture
Mr. Torture sells pain