D
When you want somebody gone
G 
And you don't want to wait too long
         A         D 
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
D
Hand grenade or cyanide
G
We'll make it look like suicide
A             D
The Immediate Murder Professionals

Bm               F#
We do our job so well
G                                A
Because we come straight up from hell
D
We'll kill your husband or your wife
G
We'll even let you keep the knife
          A
We're the Immediate Murder Professionals

D
Kids die for free