The Great American Sex Scandal

Makes You Laugh and He Did Not Even Tell a Joke
And a Four-eyes Motion and Everyone Around You
Starts to Mingle With Te 'sorry, I Don't See You'-man
I've Been Calling Him in For Weeks Now and
Everything Is Still the Same
And She Leaves You Where You're Always Right
And She Leaves You Where You're Always Right

And It's Always Babblina, and the Guy Who Never Changes
Just Lead It All in

Beat Him Up and Paint Him Blue
And Tell Him That It Wasn't You
But I Will Help You Find Him Man
You Can Be Sure of This

And What Is This and Where You From
You Don't Have to Stick Around This Long
I've Been Having Him For Dinner and For
Lunches Too, Ooh Man

Just Meet Me At Some Other Point
Where She Is Gone and We Are Old
So I Don't Have to do This Anymore
No no Man

You've Done It to Yourself Now
You've Done It to Yourself Now

Handsome, Well All Her Weekends Will Go to Me
And All Her Shopping and All Her Browsing Will Go to Me

Like This, Don't Like This Anymore Then You do Man
But I Just Don't Want It to End Like This and
See You At the Courthousefloor Where Thank You Is
Allowed no More, Running Into Shavers, Said ... no No Man

Just Meet Me At Some Other Point
Where She Is Gone and We Are Old
So I Don't Have to do This Anymore
No no Man

You've Done It to Yourself Now
You've Done It to Yourself Now
You've Done It to Yourself Now
It's Worth Believing in

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Just Put Your Money in the Bank For Now
Leaving It All For This One Maybe

Done It to Yourself Now
Done It to Yourself Now

And It's Always Babblina, and the Guy Who Never Changes
Just Lead It All in
And It's Always Babblina, and the Guy Who Never Changes
Just Lead It All In