Quarter pounder cheese
Inedible!
Big Mac and french fries
Inedible!
That shit ain't good enough for me
It ain't good enough for me
That crap ain't good enough for me
It ain't good enough for me

Chicken Mc

One, idiot! Two, idiot! Three, go!
Four, idiot! Five, idiot! Six, go go!
Seven, idiot! Eight, idiot! Nine, go go go!
Ten, idiot! Eleven, idiot! Twelve, go go go go!

McGarden and a chocolate shake
Inedible!
Happy meal, is that for real?
Inedible!
That shit ain't good enough for me
It ain't good enough for me
That crap ain't good enough for me
It ain't good enough for me

Chicken Mc

One, idiot! Two, idiot! Three, go!
Four, idiot! Five, idiot! Six, go go!
Seven, idiot! Eight, idiot! Nine, go go go!
Ten, idiot! Eleven, idiot! Twelve, go go go go!

The Coke's no good
The coffee's no good
It makes me wanna cry
The staff are jerks
The straws don't work
and I hate that apple pie

Idiot!