Tell me baby which is better for you
Number one or number two
A pint of piss or a plate of poop
Anything goes you just gotta choose
Tell me baby how's it gonna be
Shit from him or piss from me
Defecation's not a guarantee
I'll tap a kidney if you just say please

Oh yeah
Alright
All I'm sayin's give piss a chance

Take no shit from the man upstairs