C          Em      F         G
Place to rest when you get tired
(I got so many bills to pay)
C               Em           F   G
When your own address is expired
(I tweet way too much)
C                     Em             F   G
Hell this is my fifth take of this intro
C                         Em   F              G
My dad likes to call that life, but I like to call that


[Verse 1]
           C                         Em
White girl problems, met her back in autumn
             F                           G
Every gift I try to give her she already got 'em
                 C                   Em
Messing with the TA, wonder what she taught him
             F                      G
Work her way down, literally to the bottom
                 C                        Em
Where are all my best friends, I cannot ignore them
            F                        G
Never gonna text them, I ain't too important
                C                         Em
Look at what my dad bought, yeah it was imported
                 F                             G*
He took a second loan cause our family can't afford it, nice guy
C                              Em
Bound to finish last if it's a sport
                          F                            G
Call her Cee-Lo cause she crazy and her arms are kinda short
                     C                          Em
Got a traffic ticket once, but she didn't go to court
                      F                            G
And she interrupts my sessions every time that I record
                    C                     Em*
So I tell her I got so much shit up on my plate, it's a buffet
F                             G*
Now we out in Paris and these women look like Muzzy
C                           Em
Superficial she just need a Combs like puffy
F                          G
You don't need to go but I think you need to trust me


[Chorus]
C           Em               F           G
Come take a drink with me forget all you know
C            Em              F           G
You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor
C           Em                     F          G
I think you fly, but your friend's ugly fo sho
     C            Em               F            G
Well, come take a drink with me forget doin' we blow


[Verse 2]
           C                      Em
White girl problems, met her at a concert
               F                G
Think it was Tiesto, already forgot it
            C                       Em
Who am I to blame her, she was so obnoxious
             N.C.
Got a little taste of your lips, it was toxic
                  C                      Em
We should keep in contact, okay, that is nonsense
                    F                       G
Sure I'll take your email, tell me where to jot it
              C                   Em
Got a pen and pencil on me at all times cause I rhyme
        F                           G*
Now I'm kinda feeling genius that I brought it
          C                       Em
Switchup, not Black Eyed Peas but I wish I was richer
  F                      G
Finally graduated, she majored in being mixed up
  C                             Em
Recognize you from T.V., Yo can we please take a picture?
  F                                G
I call you Mary-Kate cause I can't really tell the difference
   C                       Em
It beats me, addicted to pills and Avicii
    F                             G
The Hills used to be cool, what happened to LC
  C                          Em
Parents moving to Florida so who's left to help me
  F                              G
I can't but I'll write about you on my LP


[Chorus]
C           Em               F           G
Come take a drink with me forget all you know
C            Em              F           G
You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor
C           Em                     F          G
I think you fly, but your friend's ugly fo sho
     C            Em               F            G
Well, come take a drink with me forget doin' we blow


[Outro]
C             Em         F          G
White girl problems, all over the world
C             Em              F
What we gonna do with these girls
                G
Yo, here's some famous people that have them:

C*               Em*
Taylor Swift got white girl problems
F*              G*
Mandy Moore got white girl problems
C*              Em*
Kobe Bryant got white girl problems
F*             G*
Kanye West got white girl problems
C*                 Em*
Michael Phelps got white girl problems
F*                      G*
The cast of Friends got white girl problems
C*               Em*
All of y'all got white girl problems
F*                  G*
Hoodie's back, it's time to solve 'em