C Em F G
Place to rest when you get tired
(I got so many bills to pay)
C Em F G
When your own address is expired
(I tweet way too much)
C Em F G
Hell this is my fifth take of this intro
C Em F G
My dad likes to call that life, but I like to call that
[Verse 1]
C Em
White girl problems, met her back in autumn
F G
Every gift I try to give her she already got 'em
C Em
Messing with the TA, wonder what she taught him
F G
Work her way down, literally to the bottom
C Em
Where are all my best friends, I cannot ignore them
F G
Never gonna text them, I ain't too important
C Em
Look at what my dad bought, yeah it was imported
F G*
He took a second loan cause our family can't afford it, nice guy
C Em
Bound to finish last if it's a sport
F G
Call her Cee-Lo cause she crazy and her arms are kinda short
C Em
Got a traffic ticket once, but she didn't go to court
F G
And she interrupts my sessions every time that I record
C Em*
So I tell her I got so much shit up on my plate, it's a buffet
F G*
Now we out in Paris and these women look like Muzzy
C Em
Superficial she just need a Combs like puffy
F G
You don't need to go but I think you need to trust me
[Chorus]
C Em F G
Come take a drink with me forget all you know
C Em F G
You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor
C Em F G
I think you fly, but your friend's ugly fo sho
C Em F G
Well, come take a drink with me forget doin' we blow
[Verse 2]
C Em
White girl problems, met her at a concert
F G
Think it was Tiesto, already forgot it
C Em
Who am I to blame her, she was so obnoxious
N.C.
Got a little taste of your lips, it was toxic
C Em
We should keep in contact, okay, that is nonsense
F G
Sure I'll take your email, tell me where to jot it
C Em
Got a pen and pencil on me at all times cause I rhyme
F G*
Now I'm kinda feeling genius that I brought it
C Em
Switchup, not Black Eyed Peas but I wish I was richer
F G
Finally graduated, she majored in being mixed up
C Em
Recognize you from T.V., Yo can we please take a picture?
F G
I call you Mary-Kate cause I can't really tell the difference
C Em
It beats me, addicted to pills and Avicii
F G
The Hills used to be cool, what happened to LC
C Em
Parents moving to Florida so who's left to help me
F G
I can't but I'll write about you on my LP
[Chorus]
C Em F G
Come take a drink with me forget all you know
C Em F G
You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor
C Em F G
I think you fly, but your friend's ugly fo sho
C Em F G
Well, come take a drink with me forget doin' we blow
[Outro]
C Em F G
White girl problems, all over the world
C Em F
What we gonna do with these girls
G
Yo, here's some famous people that have them:
C* Em*
Taylor Swift got white girl problems
F* G*
Mandy Moore got white girl problems
C* Em*
Kobe Bryant got white girl problems
F* G*
Kanye West got white girl problems
C* Em*
Michael Phelps got white girl problems
F* G*
The cast of Friends got white girl problems
C* Em*
All of y'all got white girl problems
F* G*
Hoodie's back, it's time to solve 'em
