C Em F G Place to rest when you get tired (I got so many bills to pay) C Em F G When your own address is expired (I tweet way too much) C Em F G Hell this is my fifth take of this intro C Em F G My dad likes to call that life, but I like to call that [Verse 1] C Em White girl problems, met her back in autumn F G Every gift I try to give her she already got 'em C Em Messing with the TA, wonder what she taught him F G Work her way down, literally to the bottom C Em Where are all my best friends, I cannot ignore them F G Never gonna text them, I ain't too important C Em Look at what my dad bought, yeah it was imported F G* He took a second loan cause our family can't afford it, nice guy C Em Bound to finish last if it's a sport F G Call her Cee-Lo cause she crazy and her arms are kinda short C Em Got a traffic ticket once, but she didn't go to court F G And she interrupts my sessions every time that I record C Em* So I tell her I got so much shit up on my plate, it's a buffet F G* Now we out in Paris and these women look like Muzzy C Em Superficial she just need a Combs like puffy F G You don't need to go but I think you need to trust me [Chorus] C Em F G Come take a drink with me forget all you know C Em F G You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor C Em F G I think you fly, but your friend's ugly fo sho C Em F G Well, come take a drink with me forget doin' we blow [Verse 2] C Em White girl problems, met her at a concert F G Think it was Tiesto, already forgot it C Em Who am I to blame her, she was so obnoxious N.C. Got a little taste of your lips, it was toxic C Em We should keep in contact, okay, that is nonsense F G Sure I'll take your email, tell me where to jot it C Em Got a pen and pencil on me at all times cause I rhyme F G* Now I'm kinda feeling genius that I brought it C Em Switchup, not Black Eyed Peas but I wish I was richer F G Finally graduated, she majored in being mixed up C Em Recognize you from T.V., Yo can we please take a picture? F G I call you Mary-Kate cause I can't really tell the difference C Em It beats me, addicted to pills and Avicii F G The Hills used to be cool, what happened to LC C Em Parents moving to Florida so who's left to help me F G I can't but I'll write about you on my LP [Chorus] C Em F G Come take a drink with me forget all you know C Em F G You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor C Em F G I think you fly, but your friend's ugly fo sho C Em F G Well, come take a drink with me forget doin' we blow [Outro] C Em F G White girl problems, all over the world C Em F What we gonna do with these girls G Yo, here's some famous people that have them: C* Em* Taylor Swift got white girl problems F* G* Mandy Moore got white girl problems C* Em* Kobe Bryant got white girl problems F* G* Kanye West got white girl problems C* Em* Michael Phelps got white girl problems F* G* The cast of Friends got white girl problems C* Em* All of y'all got white girl problems F* G* Hoodie's back, it's time to solve 'em