The Dwarf Planet Song

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[Verse 1]

G            D
Let's have a talk, Pluto
A                   Bm
We know you've been feeling blue
G                 Bm
They changed your class
          A                 D
So you go blame it on the I.A.U.
G                  D
Now you're a dwarf planet
           A                       
And you're not thrilled it's plain 
    Bm
to see
            G                  
But if you look at what makes a 
 Bm
planet great
    A
The dwarves have two out of three
G              D          A     
You orbit a star and your star 
             Bm
is called the Sun
G               Bm          A
You have enough gravity to make you 
round
           D
But you're missing one

G                 D
Do you clear your surroundings?
      A                        
Dwarf planets don't clear their 
          Bm
neighbourhood
           G                    Bm
They don't have enough mass but join
 the class
      A
If you don't know their names you 
should!

[Chorus]
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G          D        A          Bm
Ceres, Makemake, Haumea, Eris, Pluto

G          Bm       A          D
Ceres, Makemake, Haumea, Eris, Pluto

(repeat)

[Verse 2]
    G                        D
I'm Ceres, I'm dark but I have 
bright spots
            Bm                  A
I'm the biggest in the asteroid belt
               G
And I've got nine hour days,
         Bm
If you sleep you missed them
            A                  
I'm the only dwarf in the inner 
  D
Solar System

       G                       
I'm Makemake and I take my time 
   D
orbiting the Sun
          A                        
More than three hundred earth years
     Bm
 for me is just one
        G                   Bm
You can tell who I am by my reddish 
brown hue
             A                   
They used to call me Easterbunny. 
         D
Look it up, it's true

         D
I'm Haumea and they argued over who 
really found me
       A
I've got two moons and a ring around
 me
      Em                     Bm
My shape is warped because I spin so
 fast
       G                C         D
In a four hour blaze my days go past

    C5
I'm Eris and there is no stranger 
orbit than this
A5   C5
Cause we bend the rules, where I'm 
at in the Scattered Disc
I've been hearing some confusion in 
the past
G
Pluto may be bigger but I got more 
mass

Gm            D
      And I'm Pluto
             D/C
To the eight Planets I say Farewell
         G                       
I've got five moons, and one's so 
               Gm
large, that I orbit is as well
  D                D/C
I enjoy my days of blue skies and 
red snow
         G                 Gm     
But I send my love with my 
         D
Tombaugh Regio  Ooooooo


       G                D
And as astronomers keep up their 
studies
     A                         
They might find our other dwarf 
   Bm
planet buddies
               G                   
There could be hundreds more in our
 Bm
 system alone
      A
For now they remain unknown, except 
for

[Chorus]
G          D     A             Bm
Ceres, Makemake, Haumea, Eris, Pluto

G          Bm    A             D
Ceres, Makemake, Haumea, Eris, Pluto