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[Verse 1]
Am
We’re Aztec priests so mind your head,
F
Our prisoners always wind up dead.
Dm
Our favourite colour is blood red,
E
We’re not nice.
[Verse 2]
Am
At an Aztec temple's opening day,
F
We priest would please the gods this way.
Dm
Hoards of enemies we’d slay,
E
Mass sacrifice.
[Bridge]
DmF
To win at war, make crops grow more,
GAm
To cure our kids when ill.
DmF
The sun to shine, this song to rhyme,
E
More victims we must kill.
[Chorus]
AmG
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
F
You won’t survive! You won’t survive!
AmG
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
F
Ain’t staying alive! Ain’t staying alive!
E
Yeahhh!
[Bridge 2]
F
With scarifice, we priest appease,
D7
Our gods each powerful big cheese.
G
Lets hear it for your favourits please!
E
Haaa!
[Verse 3]
AmF
We’re doing it for Toci, the Aztec goddess of the earth’s heart,
DmE
We’re doing it for Chantigo, goddess who makes volcanoes start.
AmF
We’re doing it for Itzli, the goddess of stone knives.
Dm NC.
We’re doing it for Itzpapalotl-ometeotlchi-conahuiehecatl,
E
Errr? Some other gods great lives!
[Chorus]
AmG
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
F
Don’t cross us Aztecz, we advise ya!
AmG
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
F
Or you’ll end up as fertiliser!
E
Yeahhhhh!
[Verse 4]
AmF
Our year starts in november, when every priestly member,
DmE
Is asked if they’ll remember, our Aztec dead.
AmF
We do this if you haven’t guessed, by getting something off your chest,
DmE
Your heart would probably be best, or else your head.
[Verse 5]
AmF
And then on our year planners, it’s the raising of the banners,
DmE
And it’s only polite manners, to kill more guys.
AmF
December and January, desmembering methods vary,
DmE
All you need to know, is that we pile 'em high.
[Bridge]
DmFGAm
May and June, it’s summer time, the killing is easy,
DmCE
It’s only halfway through the year, bet you’re feeling queasy.
DmFGAm
In autumn time, we sweep our home and kill some more but then,
DmCE
By late October, the killings over, then it starts up again!
[Chorus]
AmG
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
F
You won’t survive! You won’t survive!
AmG
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
F
Ain’t staying alive! Ain’t staying alive!
AmG
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
F
Want to live until you’re old?
AmG
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
F
Avoid us priests, you’ve been told!