The Truth About Richard The Third

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I was sure that you'd love me
        Am
To that hope, I did cling
          Eb
'Cause I'm... Richard the third
       Bb
And... Everybody loves a king!

[Bridge 1]
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Thought I did a good job, Why do you disagree?
          Am
There's a lot of people spreading nasty rumors 'bout me
      Eb
Every word is a lie, So I'm singing this song
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'Cause the history books have been telling it wrong!

[Chorus 1]
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I Never had a limp, Always walked my full height
Eb                       Bb
Never had a hump, And my arm was all right
      F                        C
Never took the crown with the illegal power
      Eb                     Bb
Never killed my nephews, The princes in the tower
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Tudor propaganda, it's all absurd
Eb*                    Bb*                    F*
Time to tell the truth 'bout King Richard the third

[Verse 2]
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My brother Edward, died
    Am
His kids too young to rule
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So... I took the throne
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Why not? I'm nobody's fool!

[Bridge 2]
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Thomas Moore wrote a history, Said I'd murdered Edward's boys
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Shakespeare said their death was an evil ploy
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But I say those two are historical vandals!
        Bb                       Bb/D   C
They've ruined my image! I mean, what a scandal!

[CHRORUS 2]
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Never bumped off those harmless young heirs
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Never buried them under the Tower of London stairs
      F                 C
Never poisoned my wife, Bumped off her daddy
        Eb                      Bb
This is me, sweet Richard, Do I look like a baddy?
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Never was two-faced, Sure you'll agree
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I was misunderstood, King Richard three

[Refrain]
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Can you imagine it? I'm the last Plantagenet
Eb                     Ab
Beaten by Henry in the Wars of the Roses
    Eb                   Ab
The Tudor dynasty didn't care that much for me
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Now I'm painted as a baddy, That's why one supposes...

[Chorus 3]
F                     C
Never forget when you hear of my crimes
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Never drowned my brother in a massive vat of wine
      F                 C
Never said "a horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
Eb                             Bb
Who made that up? Why, William Shakespeare, of course!
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Now my tale is told you won't hear a bad word
 Eb*                 Bb*
About a special ruler, King Richard the third