Game Show

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You dear momma bound up by a chain
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Wrapped up all-around your tiny 
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waist
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The other ends tied up to a 
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telephone pole
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Got nobody left to call, stuck 
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at the old game show

[Verse]
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A local goddess never tells the 
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truth
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Striking fast the movements stays 
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loose
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Reminisce the glory days of a 
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time long ago
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She spins the wheel in stiletto 
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heels on the old game show

[Verse]
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There's a man who claims he's a 
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Gemini
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He's six foot six he's bigger than 
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you and I
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He ain't the sharpest tool in the 
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shed but he does have a throne
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He won the world and he won the 
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girl on the old game show

[Bridge]
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Mommas in the kitchen cookin' up a
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 batch of sexy lays
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I know that she loves me but she 
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hate my charmin' way
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But she never went to college, so
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 she's got an awful lot to say

[Verse]
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So please flip the switch before 
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we leave
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And nothing here is left to my 
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mystery
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Tried to forget what happened here
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 and all the things you know
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The lights go down and the 
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curtains close on the old game show