Flexing On My Ex

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[Verse 1]
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I swear I'm always lying when I 
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run into my ex
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I wanna keep it hunnid but I 
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always gotta flex
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I'm playing like my life got 
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better ever since she left
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Damn it I'm so stressed but I'm 
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acting like I'm blessed
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Yeah so I tell her I been busy as of
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 late
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But doing really good no, scratch 
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that, I've been great
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I got that big promotion so I 
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really can't complain
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I'm eating raw vegan plus now I 
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meditate
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Yeah I been taking time to focus on 
my Qi
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Aligning all my chakras and my 
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body's energy
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And I been doing yoga for my 
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flexibility
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I really found my peace now that I
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 got a prescription for weed, yeah
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I'm doing Zumba, I'm learning tuba
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I bought a Roomba, it keeps my room 
clean (yuh)
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My new roommate, is a woman
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And I ain't bragging
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But I think she likes me, maybe 
(nah)


[Chorus]
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex 
(ooh)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex 
(on my ex)
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   I can tell that she is not 
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impressed with me (damn)
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Ooh I wish that we could have sex 
(yuh)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex 
(on my ex)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex 
(on my ex)
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   I'm trying not to look down 
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at her breasts, baby (whoa)
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It's been a while since I've had sex


[Verse 2]
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      Life is great
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But I must admit that it ain't 
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always been this way
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I was in my feelings lying on the 
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couch all day
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'Til I saw this dope commercial and
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 my whole life changed
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Tell me have you heard of ITT Tech
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I ain't tryna flex but it's on the
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 internet
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It's fully accredited so I'm 
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pretty much set
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For the ever shifting competitive 
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modern job market
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Digital research associate, 
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product integration analyst
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Central security specialist, 
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implementation coordinator
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Regional brand administrator, 
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human dynamics facilitator (yuh)
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With expert staff and over a 140 
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campuses nationwide, I'm set

(Lying)


[Chorus]
Gm F      Eb
   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex 
(ooh)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex 
(on my ex)
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   Why'd I talk about ITT Tech, baby
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 (damn)
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I don't think she wants to have sex 
(yuh)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex 
(on my ex)
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   I'm so bad at flexing on my ex 
(on my ex)
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   The times we had together 
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were the best, baby (whoa)
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We used to literally have sex

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