320033 G / 320001 G
332010 C
022000 Em
x00212 D7

Each verse (including instrumental start to verse 3) has same chords.


[Verse 1]
G                                   C          G
   You're not having this, and I'm not having that
Em                                  C          G
   I'm not a reasonable man, I've come for it back
D7                                     C          G
   Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd
D7                                       C             G
   But I won't get the jokes, 'cos the laughter's too loud


[Verse 2]
G                                   C          G
   I never was slight, or silent with you
G                                   C          G
   For one hour of delight, in the gathering gloom
D7                          C          G
   I've no reservations, I've got no room
D7                           C             G
   For these souvenirs, to bring back for you


[Verse 3]
G           C          G
G           C          G
('Instrumental' for first two lines)

D7                                     C          G
   Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd
D7                                           C             G
   But they won't get the jokes, 'cos the laughter's too loud


[Verse 4]
G                       C          G
   And I'm not the man you think I am at all
G                                   C          G
   I was learning to walk, and started to crawl
D7                        C             G
   I've no reservations, I've got no room
D7                         C             G
   For these souvenirs, to bring back to you


[Verse 5]
G                       C          G
   And you're not having this, and I'm not having that
G                                   C          G
   I'm not a reasonable man, I've come for it back