G E|-----------------| | B|-----------------| | G|-----------------| | D|-------------5-5-| | A|---------5-3-----| | E|-5-3-1-0---------| | G E|---------------------| | B|---------------------| | G|-----------------0-5-| | D|---------------2-----| | A|---------5-3-3-------| | E|-5-3-1-0-------------| | [verse 1] G C You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum G C Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum F C I like your titties, they're nice and small G C Let me have a squeeze in my front hall G E|-----------------| | B|-----------------| | G|-----------------| | D|-------------5-5-| | A|---------5-3-----| | E|-5-3-1-0---------| | G E|---------------------| | B|---------------------| | G|-----------------0-5-| | D|---------------2-----| | A|---------5-3-3-------| | E|-5-3-1-0-------------| | [verse 2] G C Satin drawers I want to run a hand in G C I want to snap them off you as we reach the landing F C A tender moment, don't let nothing spoil it G C I shall caress your clitoris as we reach the toilet G E|-----------------| | B|-----------------| | G|-----------------| | D|-------------5-5-| | A|---------5-3-----| | E|-5-3-1-0---------| | G E|---------------------| | B|---------------------| | G|-----------------0-5-| | D|---------------2-----| | A|---------5-3-3-------| | E|-5-3-1-0-------------| | [verse 3] G C You're more than fair, you're warm and soft G C Remove the trousers as we reach the loft F C To taste the pudding, you've got to try the proof G C You can try the pudding on the roof G E|-----------------| | B|-----------------| | G|-----------------| | D|-------------5-5-| | A|---------5-3-----| | E|-5-3-1-0---------| | G E|---------------------| | B|---------------------| | G|-----------------0-5-| | D|---------------2-----| | A|---------5-3-3-------| | E|-5-3-1-0-------------| |