G

E|-----------------| |
B|-----------------| |
G|-----------------| |
D|-------------5-5-| |
A|---------5-3-----| |
E|-5-3-1-0---------| |

G

E|---------------------| |
B|---------------------| |
G|-----------------0-5-| |
D|---------------2-----| |
A|---------5-3-3-------| |
E|-5-3-1-0-------------| |

[verse 1]
                 G                           C
You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum
                         G                 C
Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum
            F                         C
I like your titties, they're nice and small
              G                   C
Let me have a squeeze in my front hall

G

E|-----------------| |
B|-----------------| |
G|-----------------| |
D|-------------5-5-| |
A|---------5-3-----| |
E|-5-3-1-0---------| |

G

E|---------------------| |
B|---------------------| |
G|-----------------0-5-| |
D|---------------2-----| |
A|---------5-3-3-------| |
E|-5-3-1-0-------------| |

[verse 2]
      G                       C
Satin drawers I want to run a hand in
                    G                       C
I want to snap them off you as we reach the landing
         F                         C
A tender moment, don't let nothing spoil it
                    G                        C
I shall caress your clitoris as we reach the toilet

G

E|-----------------| |
B|-----------------| |
G|-----------------| |
D|-------------5-5-| |
A|---------5-3-----| |
E|-5-3-1-0---------| |

G

E|---------------------| |
B|---------------------| |
G|-----------------0-5-| |
D|---------------2-----| |
A|---------5-3-3-------| |
E|-5-3-1-0-------------| |

[verse 3]
                 G                     C
You're more than fair, you're warm and soft
           G                        C
Remove the trousers as we reach the loft
             F                              C
To taste the pudding, you've got to try the proof
                G              C
You can try the pudding on the roof

G

E|-----------------| |
B|-----------------| |
G|-----------------| |
D|-------------5-5-| |
A|---------5-3-----| |
E|-5-3-1-0---------| |

G

E|---------------------| |
B|---------------------| |
G|-----------------0-5-| |
D|---------------2-----| |
A|---------5-3-3-------| |
E|-5-3-1-0-------------| |