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[Verse 1]
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Take a thousand pin-up girls from Stepney to Bombay
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Take them to fancy restaurants to be amongst the whole melee.
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And all the blue-eyed gals stand six foot three
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Are gonna leave you broken down on your knees.
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Cause in the golden locks and fluttering lashes
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You say, "I told you", all day long
[Chorus]
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Never (never) trust a blonde
D5
Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde
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Just when you thought it was safe to get it on
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Watch out for their teeth boys you never trust a blonde
[Verse 2]
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I been dreamin' of clinches with scene stealin' wenches
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Who star on Hollywood and Vine.
D5
Too many goofs, and ham-fisted moves
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And blaming it on the wine.
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Now your best bet's a home lovin' Brunette.
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Make it quick boys 'cause I ain't got long.
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And don't turn you back on the girl in black
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But never trust a Blonde.
[Chorus]
A5
Never (never) trust a blonde
D5
Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde
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Forget all that stuff about ad-men, like my own father
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My daddy said, "Rocky, don't even trust your mom"!
[Guitar Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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Well, on the killing line,
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They want to see me hung, drawn, and quartered.
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Sure as a night on the moonshine;
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A recipe to leave me slaughtered.
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So beware of their smell, and the lies that they all tell.
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And one line from those baby blue songs.
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I'm a tellin' ya' mate that when the hour gets late,
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You cannot trust a Blonde.
[Chorus]
A5
Never (never) trust a blonde
D5
Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde
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You think you can hide behind peroxide, then you got it wrong, so wrong
A5E5A5
Watch out for their teeth boys, and never trust a blonde
[Outro]
A5E5A5
Yes, here comes another, never trust a blonde
E5A5
She could be your mother, never trust a blonde
E5A5
Well, even in China, never trust a blonde
E5A5
She might be a blinder, never trust a blonde
E5A5
Never, ever Russian, never trust a blonde
E5A5
The bum's rushian, never trust a blonde
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Explode with good luck, never trust a blonde
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I'm squeezin' another, never trust a blonde