2Soft2Chew

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
What's that on your side? Is it a...
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bug bite? Or did you fall like me, Cuz you thought this tiny wind
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Couldn’t blow you recklessly
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Now I’m trying to get clean, I’m trying to wash my scabby knees, But you keep stopping me and
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Swallowing all the water, You’re choking
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What are you after?
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[Chorus]
You’re laughing
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Do you find this funny?
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You're laughing
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Do you find this funny?
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My bloody...
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knees
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[Verse 2]
Continúa después del anuncio
When my shoes are double knotted, It
 hurts my feet
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So I just run til they come undone
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hangout comfortably
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In the shower, in my bed, Which do you prefer instead
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Cuz either way I’m leaving my socks on
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So don’t get too excited, It’s just a habit
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[Chorus] repeat same stuff as before
 until you get to "my bloody knees,"
 here is the change:
My bloody knees
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My bloody knees
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[Bridge] she does it twice so use 
same chords
I get so nervous and I...
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grit my teeth
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They get so loose and fall out
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Now I don’t have any
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When you finally...
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want me
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My mouth is too bloody
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I get so nervous and I grit my teeth

They get so loose and fall out

Now I don’t have any

When you finally, you finally want 
me

Oh, my mouth is too bloody

[Otro]
I’m too, I'm too
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(x5)

I'm too   soft to  chew
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