I'm the duke of nothing
I'm the sultan of sans
The king of diddly
I'm the shell of a man
I'm the emperor of zip
The leader of nought
I'm the God of zilch
A vacuum of thought
Yeah!
Here lies
Here lies
The Jack of fuck all
The master of none
The champion of nada
A neglectable sum
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I'm yesterday's news
Tomorrow’s chip paper
I'm in between jobs
And I will be later
Yeah!
Here lies
Here lies
A drop in the ocean
A shadow in the night
A wheel with no motion
A dog with no (bark!) bite
The deputy managers assistant
Assistant, assistant, assistant, assistant
Assistant, assistant, assistant, assistant
Don't like, don't listen
Yeah!
Here lies
Here lies
Here lies
Here lies