Threatening Each Other Re Capitalism

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[Intro]
C C C C C C C


[Verse 1]
G
To make it to the party
   C                            D
We got all tweaked on coffee
                        C  Cmaj7
We’re up 'til morning, ahh
G
Cross-legged on your mattress
      C                              D
We’re practicing our death threats
                           C   Cmaj7
Hold-your-breath contest, ahh
    G
I’m sorry ‘bout my mood swings
          C
I promise, I wanna do the party
    D                           C   Cmaj7
To suck on air from people having fun
    G
But even on the good trees
C                          D
It feels like I am dying
                    C    Cmaj7
So I tried e-weed, ahh


[Hook]
     C      D       Em   D C
The corner store is selling spit
C       D      Em D C
Bottled up for pro - fit
  C       D         Em D  C
I can’t believe I'm buying in
D*
Isn't that genius?

C C C C C C C


[Verse 2]
G
Maybe before the year ends
    C
I'll catch up on fashion
          D                         C  Cmaj7
Would you look at what I’m wearing? Ahh
    G
But if you'rе not too embarrassed
   C
Of how I go out in public
       D                               C    Cmaj7
Do you think that we could makе a deli run?


[Hook]
     C      D       Em   D C
The corner store is selling spit
C       D      Em D C
Bottled up for pro - fit
  C       D         Em D  C
I can’t believe I'm buying in
D*
Isn't that genius?

C C C C C C C


[Bridge]
D
You didn’t know it
       Em
But I think I’m trying to blow this
  F                               C
I loved you best under fluorescent lights
D
I’m getting tricked into
Em
Long-term commitments
    F                          C
And lay-away plans financing my life
             Cmaj7*
My mouth is dry

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[Hook]
     C       D         Em D C
The corner store’s got sugar pills
   C      D       Em D C
To settle our consumer guilt
 C          D               Em  D C
Once you’re hooked, they’ll cut a deal
    C        D        Em  D   C
The farmers’ market’s got this stand
     C           D        Em    D C
They say they’ll cut your fruit in half
   C         D               Em   D   C
It saves you sweat, but your haul rots fast
     C       D            Em  D  C       Cmaj7
Now, twice a week, you’re hauling back

Shit
D*
Isn’t that genius?