Intro: 
C 
(4 bars)
C G

                             C
You've got me feeling like a pantomime
                           Em
That's why I only love you part time
                      C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't touch me,
                                      G
don't you, don't you touch me no more"
                          C
You got me feeling like a paradigm
                                Em
Your friends all want me in the meantime
                      C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't touch me,
                                      G
don't you, don't you touch me no more"


D               Em
   Hey, you got all the money, honey
       G                         C
Your eyes are looking runny and red
D                 Em
   Hey, you think all your friends are funny
     G                                C
But all your friends are way overfed

[Break]
C G
(8 bars)

                       C
You left me, baby, for another man
                              Em
He's looking tall, he's got a deep tan
                      C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't touch me,
                                        G
don't you, don't you touch me no more"
                            C
He's got religious with the rhinestones
                              Em
Takes care of business on his cellphone
                       C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't touch me,
                                 G
don't you dare touch me no more"


D               Em
   Hey, you got all the money, honey
       G                         C
Your eyes are looking runny and red
D                 Em
   Hey, you think all your friends are funny
     G                                C
But all your friends are way overfed
   G
If you've gotta go, I won't stop you

You'll hear me singing you
Dm                   Am   C                              G
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... You've made it easy for the both of us"
   G
If he's got a chest and some arms

He'll hear me singing you
Dm                   Am   C                              G
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... You've made it easy for the both of us"


[Break]
G 
(5 bars)


D               Em
   Hey, you got all the money, honey
       G                         C
Your eyes are looking runny and red
D                 Em
   Hey, you think all your friends are funny
     G                                C
But all your friends are way overfed
   G
If you've gotta go, I won't stop you

You'll hear me singing you
Dm                   Am   C                              G
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... You've made it easy for the both of us"
   G
If he's got a chest and some arms

He'll hear me singing you
Dm                   Am   C                              G
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... You've made it easy for the both of us"