Pantomime

Intro:
C
(4 bars)
C G

You've got me feeling like a 
C
pantomime
                           Em
That's why I only love you part time
                      C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't 
touch me,
don't you, don't you touch me no 
     G
more"
                          C
You got me feeling like a paradigm
Your friends all want me in the 
Em
meantime
                      C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't 
touch me,
don't you, don't you touch me no 
     G
more"


D               Em
   Hey, you got all the money, honey
       G                         C
Your eyes are looking runny and red
D                 Em
   Hey, you think all your friends 
are funny
     G                             
But all your friends are way 
   C
overfed

[Break]
C G
(8 bars)

Continues after the ad
                       C
You left me, baby, for another man
                              Em
He's looking tall, he's got a deep 
tan
                      C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't 
touch me,
don't you, don't you touch me no 
       G
more"
He's got religious with the 
C
rhinestones
Takes care of business on his 
Em
cellphone
                       C
It's just a matter of "oh, don't 
touch me,
                                 G
don't you dare touch me no more"


D               Em
   Hey, you got all the money, honey
       G                         C
Your eyes are looking runny and red
D                 Em
   Hey, you think all your friends 
are funny
     G                             
But all your friends are way 
   C
overfed
   G
If you've gotta go, I won't stop you

You'll hear me singing you
Dm                   Am   C     
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... 
                         G
You've made it easy for the both of 
us"
   G
If he's got a chest and some arms

He'll hear me singing you
Dm                   Am   C     
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... 
                         G
You've made it easy for the both of 
us"


[Break]
G
(5 bars)


D               Em
   Hey, you got all the money, honey
       G                         C
Your eyes are looking runny and red
D                 Em
   Hey, you think all your friends 
are funny
     G                             
But all your friends are way 
   C
overfed
   G
If you've gotta go, I won't stop you

You'll hear me singing you
Dm                   Am   C     
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... 
                         G
You've made it easy for the both of 
us"
   G
If he's got a chest and some arms

He'll hear me singing you
Dm                   Am   C     
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah... 
                         G
You've made it easy for the both of 
us"