E5

[Verse 1]
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After they left, I puttered out of gas
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AAA came, but my card was expired
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I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time
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I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted
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They put cold things in my butt
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They sampled a bit of my D.N.A
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They left me on top of my sheets
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I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me
BMaj7
This day sucked the hardest ever

[Chorus]
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I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
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A little bit less than nothing would go my way
Em

[Verse 2]
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I got up to toss my soiled sheets
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The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
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It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me)
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Then I heard the voice say
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"Come sail aboard the S.S. Nepenthe"
BMaj7
I suppose I'm to blame

[Chorus]
                  B  F# G Em A      B  F# G Em A
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
                        B  F# G Em A  B  F# G Em D
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
Em

[Bridge]
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Thank goodness
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For bathtubs and suds

[Verse 3]
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I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
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I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
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Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his AAA fee
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In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
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Yesterday was all my fault
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I let negativity get the better of me
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Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
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They temporarily set free this quandary
Em

[Chorus]
                  B  F# G Em A      B  F# G Em A
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
                        B  F# G Em A  B  F# G Em D
A little bit less than nothing would go my way

                  B  F# G Em A      B  F# G Em A
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
                        B  F# G Em A  B  F# G Em D
A little bit less than nothing would go my way