Calogne

E5

[Verse 1]
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After they left, I puttered out of 
gas
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AAA came, but my card was expired
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I had to walk home, and of course, 
it rained half the time
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I tried to get some shut-eye, then I
 was abducted
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They put cold things in my butt
     Em/G

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They sampled a bit of my D.N.A
      Em/G

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They left me on top of my sheets
      Em/G

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I dreamt I went potty, then woke 
     Em/G
up drenched in me
BMaj7
This day sucked the hardest ever

[Chorus]
                  B  F# G Em A 
I woke up on the wrong side of 
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the bed today
                        B  F# G 
A little bit less than nothing 
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would go my way
Em

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[Verse 2]
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I got up to toss my soiled 
      Em/G
sheets
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The hallway was dark and I 
      Em/G
stubbed my big toe
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It was then that I sensed the 
      Em/G
irony (burning me)
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Then I heard the voice say
      Em/G

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"Come sail aboard the S.S. 
     E/G
Nepenthe"
BMaj7
I suppose I'm to blame

[Chorus]
                  B  F# G Em A 
I woke up on the wrong side of 
     B  F# G Em A
the bed today
                        B  F# G 
A little bit less than nothing 
Em A  B  F# G Em D
would go my way
Em

[Bridge]
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Thank goodness
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For bathtubs and suds

[Verse 3]
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I suppose I'm to blame for getting 
pulled over
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I guess I'm the culprit for running 
out of gas
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Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't 
pay his AAA fee
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In actuality, I let the zetas probe 
me
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Yesterday was all my fault
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I let negativity get the better of 
me
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Thank goodness for the bathtubs and 
suds
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They temporarily set free this 
quandary
Em

[Chorus]
                  B  F# G Em A 
I woke up on the wrong side of 
     B  F# G Em A
the bed today
                        B  F# G 
A little bit less than nothing 
Em A  B  F# G Em D
would go my way

                  B  F# G Em A 
I woke up on the wrong side of 
     B  F# G Em A
the bed today
                        B  F# G 
A little bit less than nothing 
Em A  B  F# G Em D
would go my way