If I Had a Tail

They call me sassy when I'm strolling down the street
They call me classy when I'm serving just the best
I can be deadly when I find somebody lovely
And now I'm ready, like a kitty in a dress

Don’t call me mean, I just want someone to love me
Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body
My desperation knows no termination, baby
Now would you love me if I was somebody else?

Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
‘Cus if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you

If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you

I would swing it to the beat, I’d be a mover
And everyone be jealous of my tush
I just wanna be that one that makes you drool eh
Know I’d be a super duper
Cooler, naughty, smoother little puss

Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
‘Cus if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you

If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you

Now don’t call me mean, I just want someone to love me
Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body
My desperation knows no termination, baby
Now would you, would you love me if I was somebody else?

Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
‘Cus if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you

If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you

Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
‘Cus if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you

If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you