Excuses

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I play on a toaster
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My ping is so bad
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I will make up excuses whenever I 
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can
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I'm making the wrong plays
    G         F
I'm getting so mad
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And they think I'm feeding, yeah, 
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you think I'm feeding

[Rap verse 1]
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I will always blame the other 
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members of my team

Oh well
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Not my fault for losing
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Should have counter ganked but 
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wraiths were more enticing
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Should have been aware of what 
teammates were doing
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Never gave my mid a single blue
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I needed the sustain
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Flaming me since we queued

When I started complaining
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'Bout Elise, clairvoyance and TP
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'Cause what you thought would be 
easy's
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A defeat, she DC'd, it's GG!
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How did I forget it was free week?

You're level 30? Really?
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"Worth" I don't care if you want, 
report me
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Can we please FF? I'm bored, jeez
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If there aren't any wards I'm 
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blaming it all on the support
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Cause your CS'ing is so weak, one 
creep, two creep
                  Am
Mine's low 'cause I chose the wrong 
masteries
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Won't admit I'm bad. I'll just cry 
more 'cause I...

[Chorus]
            Am
I play on a toaster
   G          F
My ping is so bad
                 Am       G       
I will make up excuses whenever I 
F
can
               Am
I'm making the wrong plays
    G         F
I'm getting so mad
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And they think I'm feeding, yeah, 
G             F
you think I'm feeding
                    Am G F Am G F
Well that's not fair
                    Am G F Am G F
Well that's not fair

[Rap verse 2]
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I know I'm not a good player but 
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honestly I wasn't trolling
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The rager inside of me is so 
controlling
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'Cause it's just easier to blame 
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others for your own mistakes

Maybe I'm just playing like I'm in 
Wood 5
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(There you go. You're starting to 
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show that you know the real reason 
behind your team's throw)
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Who am I even talking to?
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I wasn't part of the throw I lost E 
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L O because we didn't ban Teemo
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'Cause I'm talking in mostly 
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asterisks
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Got nine reports for being so damn 
"toxic"
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And tried punishing me for all my 
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chat "spam"
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Everyone is saying that I believe 
I'm better than I really am
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Like Trick2g disrespectin' again
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Stop laughing, this isn't fair 
'cause I'm lagging
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I wasn't playing can't you see what 
I've been saying
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I'm really not that bad (I play on 
a...)

[Chorus]
            Am
I play on a toaster
   G          F
My ping is so bad
                 Am       G       
I will make up excuses whenever I 
F
can
               Am
I'm making the wrong plays
    G         F
I'm getting so mad
                   Am             
And they think I'm feeding, yeah, 
G             F
you think I'm feeding
                    Am G F Am G F
Well that's not fair
                Am G F Am G F
But I'm just bad
N.C.
And now I'm banned...