[Verse:]
Some fellows see the girl that they love in a dream
Some fellows see their love in a rippling stream
I saw the girl that I can't forget
On the cover of a police gazette
If I could find her, life would be peaches and cream

[Refrain:]
Oh, my search will never cease for the girl on the police gazette
For the pretty young brunette on the pink police gazette

And above my mantlepiece there's a page of the police gazette
With the pretty young brunette on the pink police gazette

I love to stop
At my fav'rite barber shop
Just to take another look at
The girl that I haven't met
Yet

And my longing will increase for the girl on the police gazette
For the pretty young brunette on the pink police gazette