Cotton-eyed Joe

I'd been married long time ago
had not been for cotton-eyed Joe
Where did you come from..where did he go
Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?
Got a ball-peen hammer and a two by four
Gonna whip the hell out of Cotton-eyed Joe
Where did you come from...where did he go
Where did you come from...Cotton-eyed Joe
Now what you say...(Bull -shit!)
Y'all say what...(Bull-shit!)
Still can't hear you..(Bull-shit!)
...Cotton-eyed Joe
Made himself a fiddle,...Made himself a bow
Made a little tune...called the Cotton-Eyed Joe
Where did you come from...Where did you go
Where did you come from...Cotton-eyed Joe
Your woman goes out with her best friend
for a shoppin' spree ,she's back at 10
asked If she used my credit card
she said, "I don't remember cause I'm awful tired".
Now boys,.. Whatcha say....B-S )
Your man leaves out with his best friend
to the local bar ..for a taste of gin
back at four with his new best friend
He said,"I like you to meet Sarah Lynn"
Now ladies,..Whatcha say....B-S )